I was shocked by what I saw in Lome last Friday at my mechanic’s “shop”. One of his apprentices walked by and I did a double take. Calling him over for inspection confirmed my suspicions. He had escaped from his previous employer and had found his way to Togo. He even still had his Wal*Mart vest on.

Could this be a mirage? Upon further investigation he revealed that he is Togolese and has never left. Alas, does this mean there is now a Wal*Mart in Togo, for here before my very eyes was a “vested” employee (albeit of the mechanical persuasion)?

Or is this the reality washing up on the shores of Togo, West Africa? Wal*Mart is now so prolific that

How may I help you?

employee clothes are for sale in the third world.

Or is this a foreshadowing of Wal*Mart’s future ventures into the African market?

Oh that we could waltz into a Wal*Mart with ease and take a gander at the multitude of products lining the shelves.

Sigh.